A disadvantaged background doesn’t have to be a barrier to success! The International Alliance for Non-Flying Birds is an equal opportunities employer, in this case meaning lowering the bar a little.
We are about to present you our new social media & communications intern who is not only a journalism dropout and sadly named after an airborne reindeer, but also up until very recently.. a frequent flyer!
Oh yes, we at IANFB are up for a challenge. He says he likes penguins though, maybe that helps. Please welcome Abraham Rudolph van Montfoort. He will be with us in the coming year on a part-time basis.
Great start!! I am happy more interest is shown in discarded and sorely overlooked species. Keep us informed!
Hey Dr. Tučniak, would you consider hiring other non-flying bird/penguin enthusiasts such as this guy? https://www.airbnb.com/experiences/1659111?source=wl&adults=1&children=0&infants=0 His online hosting experiences speak for a strong candidacy, it seems.
Dear Mr. Jon,
The IANFB is honoured by your application and would like to consider you for the position of ‘Correspondent African Penguin Affairs’.
Yours sincerely,
Dr. A.J. Tučniak
PS A bit of fish sent in an anonymous package to our headquarters might help to grease the wheels